Well, apparently you can put your shoulders back and down and your head a bit to the side and smile as well as hold a tray of cakes if someone is bossing you enough.. ahem.. These are lovely photos - apart from the fact that I have enormously fat cheeks and I'm much more ginger than I'd really come to terms with (I always say 'strawberry blonde') - taken by my friend James, I mean, Martin, Bond.

And on a random note as the winner of the most middle class thing I've heard today (up against some pretty stiff competition as you can imagine) was one Park Street parent shouting to another about the other's new bike paniers; 'I covet them'!! I ask you..